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SKIP THE WARM INTRO.

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01_THE_PROBLEM

THE INBOX IS DEAD.

VCs are drowning in warm intros. Great founders are getting buried in spam filters. We killed the email pitch.

02_THE_SOLUTION

JUST PITCH.
NO DECK.

Dial the number. Speak to Effie for 4 minutes. Our AI analyzes your voice, structure, and metrics in real-time.

03_THE_PAYOFF

$150M REPRESENTED.

If you match, your profile is instantly routed to partners at top funds. No meetings. No scheduling. Just signal.

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